al-the-stuff-i-like:

farfaduvet:

ollivander:

ollivander:

Oh my god my prof is late and everyone is chilling and suddenly someone yelled “WHO HAS POKEMON” AND THE CLASS EXPLODED

image I’m in college

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it’s so true it hurts

Am I the only one who doesn’t play pokemon any more?

starlingsongs:

postwhitesociety:

Fuck no

ALL  CITIZENS  MUST  REGISTER  BIOMETRICS  WITH  THE  NUTRITIONAL  AUTHORITY  UNDER  PENALTY  OF  RATION  FORFEITURE.

starlingsongs:

postwhitesociety:

Fuck no

ALL  CITIZENS  MUST  REGISTER  BIOMETRICS  WITH  THE  NUTRITIONAL  AUTHORITY  UNDER  PENALTY  OF  RATION  FORFEITURE.

If Jon Stewart says it, it is truth.
Liberal proverb (via naughtyconservative)
refactortactical:

Hump day. 

refactortactical

mynameisdua:

xion1212:

Colin noir = BAMF

I like this for so many reasons. The main one being he is an educated black man with a gun and it doesn’t take away from his intelligence. This is what many gun owners look like and to lump all POC with guns as criminals is pathetic. This is fantastic.

poorrichardsnews:

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Well, well, well! Chicago politicians try so hard to keep their crime rates up, but the Constitution keeps getting in the way. After winning some key court battles, the newly armed citizens of Chicago have driven the violent city’s crime rate down dramatically.

from Washington Times:

dirty-gunz:

Bolt Action Love.
I’m sighting in my best buds hunting rifle (left) tomorrow because that’s what homies are for.

dirty-gunz:

Bolt Action Love.

I’m sighting in my best buds hunting rifle (left) tomorrow because that’s what homies are for.

lifeofshralp:

Corey’s Shovelhead

marston9:

Man was assaulted with a “high capacity black assault chair” DOJ will be looking into banning said items in near future.


Hopefully those black chairs are everywhere and anyone can get them! They’re in schools, churches, and even town halls! They must be banned!

marston9:

Man was assaulted with a “high capacity black assault chair” DOJ will be looking into banning said items in near future.

Hopefully those black chairs are everywhere and anyone can get them! They’re in schools, churches, and even town halls! They must be banned!

missyay:

nazerine:

excessivecompulsive:

nazerine:

the anti vaccination movement basically consists of random people with no knowledge of medicine going “I can medicine better than doctors” and it would be hilarious if it wasn’t literally killing people

you dont need vaccines, I havent had any and Im still doing great

wow, what a compelling argument. you’ve got me

in other news, i am still alive therefore death must be a myth

How about stop shaming others for choosing what and what not to do with their bodies..

Every time I buckle up in a car
Jeremy Clarkson: "I am the road warrior."
bijikurdistan:

Peshmerga throwing away the ISIS Flag and replacing it by the Kurdish Flag

bijikurdistan:

Peshmerga throwing away the ISIS Flag and replacing it by the Kurdish Flag

kevinkinky-:

fucknobarackobama:

kevinkinky-:

Republicans are scary but republicans under the age of 20 are even scarier

Yeah liberals are terrified of educated youth

did your dad tell you that

Libertarians be like “you two are both fucking idiots.”